They're HERE!
Good news for beginning Seattle drivers! The Washington State Department of Licensing has just released a new shipment of drivers licenses enclosed in specially marked boxes of Cracker Jacks! As always, here in the Seattle area, no actual driving expertise is necessary to navigate Seattle’s narrow, oftentimes confusing mishmash of streets. Got an SUV or a big ass truck? Have something dangly to hang from the rear view mirror? Have a cell phone? Then you’re all set! Just look for those specially-marked boxes and soon you too will be contributing to the congestion of unnecessary traffic in a city which should have built an effective mass transit system decades ago! Welcome to the 19th century, Seattle!