Yes, Seattle . . . your poo really can smell like roses!!!
"M.J., Seattle, WA
The constant gas from my IBS had turned my social life completely upside down. At the age of only 50, I had basically stopped going out and had given up. It is no exaggeration to say that Odafree has given me my life back!"
M.J. might blame the lack of a social life on his monstrous shits, but it's another attempt at consumer kitsch to save you from the inevitable.