It rains, traffic sucks, it's sunny, traffic sucks..
So its a nice sunny weekend. Would be great to get out and do something right? Wrong. EVERYWHERE you go, its traffic jams galore. And its not like there are accidents, and not even too many cars, just slow, incompetent, lazy morons behind the wheel. My favorite things about seattle "drivers":
-light is green, wait 20 seconds and hit gas as if an egg was under your right foot.
-merge onto freeway a 40mph, immediately cut off everyone and move to left lane, set cruise at 58mph
-4 way intersection: you go, no no, after you, just kidding, me first, no after you...
-let us slam on the brakes for every annoying pedestrian and bike that doesn't have the right-of-way
-the carpool lane is where you go when you want to go slower than every other lane of traffic. yes, even when theres 8 angry cars behind you.
-your hunk of shit toxic batteries and plastic Pius makes you the darling of all because you are 'making a statement' about driving a boring, ugly overpriced car.
-holding up the flow of traffic isn't rude, its your DUTY to slow down speeders and save gas at the same time.
It rains. They can't drive. Its sunny. they can't drive. It snows. they really can't drive. How funny they like to blame the canadians and californians, and only because at least californians can drive faster than 60mph without getting in a wreck.