Seattle Times front page
Anyone see the front page of the Seattle Times? Another scam being perpetrated by the sick and corrupt leaders of the city and police. Unleash the tow trucks at 3PM...here we go, 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...that'll be $175 please. By the way, next time, can I direct you to one of the private parking lots charging halacious amounts of money to park? The real estate developers in the city aren't doing well enough and I need a little more in my illicit 'campaign' fund (quote) -- elected officials in Seattle. Besides, it's still way less than $175 to park.
I'm beginning to actually feel sorry for the people in Seattle who are just a little too dumb to figure out what's happening. I'm planning my great escape as soon as I can!!