Hi Seattle lovers (and haters), read me!
If you're from Seattle and you read these posts and get enraged, GOOD for you! That's probably the most emotion outside of a coffee jolt you've experienced in your entire life. You'll say we are all wrong for hating it here, and that we all "have problems" and that's why we are so unhappy. No. It's all of you passive aggressive, trendy idiots. I have never seen such a huge group of people try to be so stylish, but look so ridiculous while doing it. Thick rimmed glasses are gay (don't throw the homophobic thing out there, meanings of words change, you hipster. I mean gay as in stupid.) People used to actually wear those because it was all their parents could afford in those days, imagine that!? and now you pay hundreds of dollars to "look like a geek". Jeeeesus, you assholes... That just makes you a DORK. Not the type you'd like to look like, but a real DORK. Someone who doesn't know what they like or dislike. Someone who sips a latte and rants about feminist bullshit then poses naked for pinup calendars. Someone who stands for things just to say they're standing for something. Someone who thinks a "vintage" building was made in the 1920's. You're actually such a dork that you don't even understand that reference. Go drive your subaru off the side of one of your majestic mountains.