Fucking Idiots
Seattle isn't the worst place I've ever lived, (of the 15 different states and twice as many cities) but there are a whole lot of fucking idiots here. I've read a lot on how much Seattlites pride themselves on their high college degree per-capita, but apparently all that book learnin' hasn't helped much.
1. Others have ranted in detail and accurately about all the absolutely fucking asshole idiot retard drivers so I'll just leave it there. (To the idiots: I'm dreaming of building a chemical laser to shoot out your tires as I pass you, cursing, on the right because you're driving slow in the fast lane. Or whatever other stupid-ass-fucking thing you're doing with your car.)
2. Fundamentalists. This place sure has a lot of far-leaning folks, on both the right and the left. To me, they're all the same, because they all act like fucking idiots who are somehow smarter and more righteous than anyone else.
3. Pussy parents. (I think the new term is 'helicopters.') I wanted kids before I moved here and met the whiniest, spoiled-brat kids I've ever seen. Too bad all these otherwise bright and talented kids will grow up to be fucking idiots like their parents.
4. Crazy fucking landlords who talk nice to your face and say "yeah you'll get some of your (huge fucking) deposit back" but you never do and then you read in the paper later about how they've embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from their companies. What the fuck??? That's a new one...
5. Asshole dog owners who live in Belltown and don't pick up after their dogs when they shit ON THE SIDEWALKS where people walk.
6. All the Feminists with traditional entitlement issues. Give me a fucking break. Talk about having your cake and eating it too. Quit your fucking idiot whining already.
7. Ugly people. My hat is off to the guy who ranted entirely about this subject (but somebody should tell him it is 100 times worse than this in Alaska.) It is ok to be ugly, or average, or whatever, but you're a fucking idiot if you act like you're some hot shit when you really ain't.
That's it for now. I'm sure I'll have a new list tomorrow. I only can hope for a website like this to rant about my employer, but I'll be satisfied for now with the fact that Scott Adams seems to have a fucking spy who reports on the idiocy there.