I Hate Seattle

I decided I'm going to throw up a blog about all the flaky Seattlites I've met in an attempt to make friends and date.

Since they all seem to hate being called on the carpet so much, maybe they'll enjoy reading about it in a public forum so all their Seattle friends can look and say "yeah, mmhmm, I'd do the same thing" and validate their annoying behavior.

I know, I know, blogging is such a Seattle thing, but this is totally different - You see, I won't be blogging about myself and how wonderful and interesting I am (like a Seattle person would) rather I'm blogging about THEM, and what THEY do.

I'll let you know so y'all cant submit your own stories about the Flakiest city in the US. Even when its not snowing.

Why the fuck won't it stop being cold and rainy? I looked at a temperature map of America today, and it's at least 75 everywhere except for Seattle. Even Juneau, Alaska is warmer. And the real kicker is that the forecast for next week looks exactly the same. Rain and cold. Where's summer?