I Hate Seattle

I fucking hate, hate, hate this city. I've lived here for 6 years, or about 5 1/2 years too many. Seattle is where masculinity comes to die. I don't know how a city filled with so many pussy bitch men can be so unfriendly and hostile, but sure enough it's filled to the brim with effeminate cunts.

Oh, and if you fuckers think you're going to intimidate me on the sidewalk one more time, I will shoulder check your ass into the ground. I've had it with this place. Fuck you Seattle, fuck you hard and fuck you're rain too.

Anyways, I thought I should share this since someone else mentioned the whole "rude bicyclist" thing. It's the kind of shit that could only happen in Seattle.

So one day, I'm going to classes at UW and I'm about to cross a street. The light turns green and I start crossing. Suddenly this biker comes out of nowhere and damn nearly runs me over. I yell "watch where you're going asshole." This guy comes back and decides to start an argument with me. He starts lecturing me about traffic laws or something like that, all the while swearing like a sailor. I tell the guy to fuck off and give him the finger. He says he's sorry I feel that way and rides off. I start walking to class again. A couple minutes later, this douchebag rides past me and punches me in the back of the head, then rides off as fast as he can. I yelled at him to get back here if he wanted a fight, but he just kept going. And there was no way I could run faster than his bike to catch up to him.

I called the cops, but they couldn't find him. Typical rude Seattle biker.