Vampiric Seattle
Seattle's been termed, "The city with a little bit of heart, and no soul". Much like a vampire, Seattle seems to suck the life forces out of people unwillingly and unknowingly that have moved here from other cities.
Notice how typically 'whimpy' most men are in this town? Frail men wearing sandles and spandex shorts in the winter, sporting little pale birdy legs, pushing their 'built for speed around Greenwood Lake' three wheeled baby carriages through QFC through the organic grocery section, and reaching into their "Murse" (man-purse) for their billfold at the checkout line to use their debit card to pay for a single item under five dollars?
It's embarrassing for me to be part of the male human race in Seattle, and to top it off, I'm a proud gay man. When I moved here from the Midwest, "Grunge" was in, and I figured that all these occurrances were merely coincidental, concerning waredrobe malfunctions and faux pas. I was wrong.
Seattle will not only suck the heart and soul out of you, it will also drain men of testosterone and turn them into metro-sexual, passive-agressive, Tofu-eating, spandex wearing, obsessive recycling, drones that look down upon their noses and challenge others concerning living up to their 'neutered' standards as a proper being on the face of this planet.
It's amazing that anyone can procreate in Seattle without testosterone. Oh.....that's right! We'll make more little metro-sexual/sexually ambiguous children to follow in our paths.
They're taking over the Westcoast. We're getting out as soon as the house sells. Back to the South, where everything is in true prospective, and where men are men, and anything 'metro-sexual' would get the ever living crap kicked out of his @ss without a bunch of 'processing' the situation, first!