Seattle is pathetic.
If I hear one more person in this retarded little town bitch about "Californication" I might just hurt somebody. Don't worry, Seattle, you will never be anything like California. But what really gets my goat is the fact that Washingtonians (more than half of whom are from Seattle) are swarming all over California, but never get that shitty attitude from Californians. Californians have been having their state invaded for half a century, but do you see "California is full" signs? No. I pointed this out to a local recently and he said "well, that's different." How the fuck is that different you little chache? Where do Washingtonians send their kids to college since the best this lame state can do is UW? California. God I hate this place. Do they give you idiots a class in elementary school brainwashing you that despite the terrible weather, shitty attitudes, lack of culture and boring people that this is the best place in the world simply because you can get to the mountains faster? I can't wait to get the hell out and go back to California. This minor-league bullshit little burg is so sad, gray and delusional. I can't take another week.
PS: If you're a local that trolls these boards to defend your piece of shit town, go ahead, post your response telling me to get out, don't let the door hit me, whatever. What does it say about you you're trolling these boards getting off on hating Californians? Go ahead, prove yourself worthy of your ridiculous provincial small-minded little hometown.