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Hipsters Just Want To Have Fun

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Who am I to rag on a hipster? Their style is just as valid as any other style. Even more valid, in my mind, than the "urban" fashion of drug dealers and street kids. Not that it's beyond a hipster to sell drugs. I've known many who do. But they do so within their chosen circle, and people who they deem cool, instead of the general public.
The hipster is just a guy or gal who is keepin with the times. I, myself, dress rather blandly. I wear jeans and given the transition to colder seasons, a sweater or a henley, with an Eddie Bauer jacket. It looks nice, buts not eye catching. I, also, wouldn't wear skinny jeans. They look uncomfortable and girly. But hey, to each their own, right?
Hipsters drink PBR, yeah I get it. It's cheap beer being drunk by trust fundies. Hey, but at least they're saving money. Nothing ironic about that. That's how they will maintain their wealth. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe they are trying to relate to the common man? It's a political statement.
So, who am I to make fun of hipsters? Well, even though I can, sarcastically, see their point of view, I make fun of hipsters because it NEEDS to happen. We need to point out these contradictions and flaws in the hipsters identity. This will help the hipster grow, develop humor, and learn perspective. As a matter a fact, I'm game to having my nonsense pointed out as well. I might not like it at first, but I usually appreciate it in the long run.
Beer brands and clothing style are just the tip of the iceberg. We need to dissect these fuckers souls. Maybe, eventually, this whole hipster fad will pass like a fart cloud.
Have you picked on a hipster today?

Posted by ChaosRains! 6 months ago in hipsters - Permalink

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