Blame Alaska
I realized why Seattle is the way it is. Why most people here are stupid, unable to socialize, and extremely trashy.
ALASKA! A lot of the natives here are originally from Alaska.
If you have ever been to Alaska, or watched the show "Alaska State Troopers" You will realize Alaska is the armpit of the United States. Something like 50 percent of the population is below the poverty line. Stuck in darkness for 6 months out of the year with no money turns you into a zombie. Well these zombies moved here.
So now you have it. The reason Seattle is so retarded. Alaska!