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Six questions for Seattlelites who travel

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So here's my questions for locals when they travel (they apparently travel a lot):

1. Do you get the reaction that people think you're nice but look at you strangely because they also think you're a dim bulb or nitwit?

2. Do people stare at your all-over body tattoos, nose ring and dayglo streaks in your gray hair (not terribly common in 55 year olds)?

3. Do people ask you where you are from, and then ask you if your house is on a dirt road?

4. Do people move away from you because when you're talking you are in fact YELLING and everyone can hear each word of what you are saying and are not so interested in learning the details of your UTERINE SCAR REMOVAL?

5. Do people ask you to go home or back to wherever your were SPAWNED when you relieve yourself from any orifice at will in public?

6. Do people look aghast as you French kiss your dainty dobermann?

Posted by Tom over 2 years ago in loud, stupid, dirty, fat, vulgar - Permalink

Killer Police

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Just for the record --- the King County police cornered an unarmed man in Everett yesterday and shot him dead. A sad woman on the news last night said it was 'senseless'.

King County and Seattle to the public: BFD.

Posted by Tom over 2 years ago in police killing, police brutality - Permalink

Seattle Times front page

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Anyone see the front page of the Seattle Times? Another scam being perpetrated by the sick and corrupt leaders of the city and police. Unleash the tow trucks at 3PM...here we go, 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...that'll be $175 please. By the way, next time, can I direct you to one of the private parking lots charging halacious amounts of money to park? The real estate developers in the city aren't doing well enough and I need a little more in my illicit 'campaign' fund (quote) -- elected officials in Seattle. Besides, it's still way less than $175 to park.

I'm beginning to actually feel sorry for the people in Seattle who are just a little too dumb to figure out what's happening. I'm planning my great escape as soon as I can!!

Posted by Tom over 2 years ago in parking, scams, police, mayor, city council - Permalink

Police brutality --- again

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Another story yesterday -- a police officer pounds an innocent person (in Belltown) into a coma. SPD: a 'tragedy', not a 'crime'.

WTF is wrong with this city and its residents? Do you think they would tolerate this in any other city in the US? All the bragging about this cesspool being a 'world-class' city...yeah, right up there with Baghdad and Kabul in terms of violence.

Really sickening.

Posted by Tom over 2 years ago in police, brutality, indifference - Permalink

Honest assessment by a returning Seattlelite

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Born, raised and went to high school here. Town was pretty sleepy, lovely and had solid core values. Went away to college, grad school, lived in 'big' cities. Returned for family reasons a couple of years ago.

The sad news: the city is actually worse than it was when I left.

How can this be? With all the favorable press out there, you'd think this city would be nirvana to a returning 'local'.

I'll keep this short unless anyone wants more details.

Seattle as a city is way, WAY ahead of itself. It's a provincial burg run by natives for natives, with all that entails. Liberal politically, but in all other respects, conservative and pretty surprisingly passive. I really liked it when (during the Dec snowstorm) there was a furious woman on the local news saying 'this place is a joke...in new york when it snows, the supers come out and sweep the sidewalks!'

So if the people are too stupid/lazy/selfish to sweep sidewalks after a snowstorm, how do you explain the fact that the average joe and josephine are really pretty nice?

Politeness, never calling someone on something dishonest or cruel, true passivity in the worse sense.

Contrary to reputation, Seattlelites are not that smart, and certainly have no political will or leadership except to fall in line with cherished 'liberal' causes.

So why is there so much apathy and anomie among this well-educated population? First, of course, I thought of the weather (which is truly dreadful unless you like gray). Then I thought, a tragic intersection of Nordic stoicism and Asian passivity. Then I moved on to the quasi-police state run by truly ill-qualified city workers and the huge, huge policeforce which is getting paid to be our nanny and is self-funding with its tickets and multiple violations of everything minute legal issue in the code. Why they even give tickets for not signalling 100 feet before a turn! Yes, Virginia, to put it crudely, this city is a municipal cesspool run by a likely very corrupt local government which everyone is too de-energized to even challenge.

As for the surrounding communities like Shoreline -- God help you, please don't go there. Way too many rednecks in the SPD (including black rednecks believe or not) --- all passing out citations to drum up the revenue mill. Their city council acts suspiciously like South Orange, NJ in its Mafia-infested heyday.

As Dante said, "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!"

He was referring to Hell, I'm referring to Seattle/King County.

Don't even get me started on the dullness of the quality of life (unless you're in drugs or low-brow music) here. It's a perfect match to the leaden quality of the skies.

Posted by Tom over 2 years ago in In 25 years, the city has actually deteriorated - Permalink

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