I Hate Seattle

Dear Whole Foods @ ____,
You have 3 really rude girls at your store. 2 in nutritional supplements and skin care: a 30's-40's small, thin dark-haired woman with bad skin. She is very nasty. Everyone knows it. I bought a jar of skin creme and opened it to check it just before I paid, and someone had stuck their finger in it. I told her and she said LOUD "Oh no look the paper inside just stuck to the lid! It just stuck to the lid!" I said "No, look inside". She looked, then looked at me like I did it. "It just stuck to the lid ma'am. That happens sometimes". I said "No, we're getting me another one". She slammed things around and after I got it she watched me go. I turned around and she was still watching me go and telling a co-worker. She's trash! Why do you employ her? She bugged me another time and I said I was looking and she said "WELL, O K!"

Then I was in there recently and a woman that works there in the same department with long, long hair, a normal upper body and a huge, huge lower body was lurking while I talked to somebody about something that's none of her business. She apparently didn't like what I said and when the person said that she (the lurker) would be knowledgeable on that subject, I went over and asked her (about a local health product business service) She said without looking at me "Look it up! Google it!"

While I'm at it, a few weeks ago I was done shopping and felt a little tired, so I sat at one of the tables up front for a little bit before going home. It was about 8:30 pm and I was the only person. Suddenly a girl employee came barreling along fast and THREW a chair in under my table. I'm not kidding. She almost got my knee. I looked around at her and she had her back to me and had set up a squirt bottle and towel behind me, at my ear, on the counter. She shoved another chair at a table behind me. It was like she was a juvenile delinquent and it scared me. I said "Hey". She ignored me. I said "Don't throw anything else at me. You almost got my knee the first time". She just kept her angry face looking forward and said "Ok". I was eating a piece of bread and drinking a diet coke. And she wanted to clean up. How rude and disgusting does an employee have to get for you to get rid of them?

On the other side of it, you have so many lovely people. Really lovely. But these ones above are HOSTILE.

Sincerely,
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So, fellow I Hate Seattlers, what do you think will happen?

to the seattleite (or probably two together) posting fake rants: they're unoriginal. they're written on a 6th grade level. they're pointless.

Oh, I'm devastated. There's someone else JUST LIKE ME with the same feelings as me and and and....so what?

i just want to say i'm sorry i got angry with "guest" on my last post. i've become a mean person since living here.

I hope that if you know anyone you care about or meet anyone, that is vulnerable, a sensitive type person, and they are wanting to move here, that you will stop them. They may kill themselves.

There's a girl I work with who never shuts up about being a lesbian (bo-ring, like she invented it). She is making porn and she ruins everyone's group she is in with trying to force the agenda to be about lesbianism when no one else is. Not even about gay issues, JUST lesbian. Why do seattleites act like being gay is something new and something to get mad at others about? I am from Atlanta which has been very gay for a long time, with public leaders being gay, and no one is waving any flags anymore in every day life. They just get on with living. My cousin is gay and she just lives her life.

This bitch I am talking about and her girlfriend also fuck men too, they are whores. She really drags down the atmosphere, as she openly propositions people. The faculty does nothing, because Seattle is a progressive city, right? She has a right to take over everything and we owe her our undivided attention. She blabs constantly that she has sex with everybody, including strangers she meets at clubs. In Se-a-ttle. Where people don't bathe and smell like shit. She lies, she uses people, she talks shit about me, she looks like shit. She looks like a shih tzu dog, like somebody kicked her in the face, and she goes around with her wallet chained to her belt, etc.

The women here are about as feminine as a lumberjack, whether gay or straight, but very VOCAL about being bi. Who cares? Everybody may be a LITTLE bi. They dress like lumberjacks, too. Except, once in a while when they want to get a promotion or something, they put on a too-short skirt and great big 5" high hooker heels, which they can't even walk in, along with their big fat bare legs with a blurry bruise-colored prison tattoo. They walk along like they've got hemmorhoids. How do you separate the women from the girls in seattle? With a crowbar? And they are loud and mean TO EACH OTHER here, on the street!

They make me sick. I hear them talking and I feel nauseous. That bossy, nasally jabber. But the pussified men here seem to love it. The men have that whiny-voiced, "nobody lets me have any balls and I don't have the balls to say anything" attitude.